kingsxoqueens:
thegirlwithcaramelskin:

black—lamb:

the-internet-thug:

true-ponders:

villagewife:

Nigerian twitter never has chill.

Lmao, imagination and depression. Nna where are the chills biko?

Bruh

LORD
cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

my-lunchables-are-missing:

how do rappers get away with confessing like murders and doing drugs in their songs and get in no trouble yet once when i was like 9 i broke my moms perfume bottle and wrote it down just in case she killed me people would know who did it and she just found it like yesterday and grounded me  for a frickin week

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

trustwurthy